HELLO, YOU

Neil Baker was born to standard human parents roughly half a lifetime ago (hopefully, some of his life choices have been rather questionable in this regard).

He lives a quiet and unremarkable life, and turned to writing as a way to evict some of the ridiculous things that seem to rebound around in his head when he has too much time on his hands. He currently lives in Nottingham, England (slap bang in the middle, well away from the water).

Somehow this picture is the best one that he possesses from the last few years. Let us not judge too harshly, lockdown was a rough period for us all.

He does not always look this suspicious.